If Santa were to visit each club and deliver one present, what would fit the needs of each side ahead of the new year?
Here, we look at the one thing atop each AFL team's Christmas wishlist this festive season...
Essendon
A finals win
This would be an annual wish dating back to 2005.
The Bombers have made the finals six times since their last victory in September but have yet to sing the song.
Last year was on track to break the curse, spending 15 weeks inside the top eight, including pushing for the top four.
Essendon fans have been crying out for a miracle, and starting with Santa fits into that mould.
