Former Essendon champion Matthew Lloyd has revealed the five players he would want kicking for his life.
Lloyd wouldn't be the worst pick himself, booting 926 goals during his playing career from 1995 to 2009, including two campaigns with over 100 majors.
He is a three-time Coleman medallist and led Essendon's club goalkicking on 11 occasions.
Speaking on AFL.com.au, Lloyd explained that goalkicking is one of the key skills that hasn't improved over the game's history, hence most of the older names on his list.
Lloyd counted down from 5-1...
4. Tory Dickson
Lloyd said: "When Tory's career is over he'll be renowned for goalkicking accuracy. I think already he's in the top five for all-time accuracy across his whole journey as an AFL footballer.
"He just never seems to panic, he's relaxed every time he gets the ball. He never tightens up, he's got such a fluent technique. And that's why he's regarded as one of the great set shots of all time."