Former Essendon champion Matthew Lloyd has revealed the five players he would want kicking for his life.
Lloyd wouldn't be the worst pick himself, booting 926 goals during his playing career from 1995 to 2009, including two campaigns with over 100 majors.
He is a three-time Coleman medallist and led Essendon's club goalkicking on 11 occasions.
Speaking on AFL.com.au, Lloyd explained that goalkicking is one of the key skills that hasn't improved over the game's history, hence most of the older names on his list.
Lloyd counted down from 5-1...
2. Jason Dunstall
Lloyd said: "I actually ran out when he kicked his 100th goal back in 1994, so he was another hero of mine.
"Some people called Jason boring and probably didn't have him like a Gary Ablett Sr. because he didn't have the highlights package. When it comes to kicking for your life, Jason is right up there.
"Jason had a routine that, you just knew what he was going to do every single time. He played in some wonderful sides but he made them what they were because he finished off their work. Rarely missed."