Collingwood captain Scott Pendlebury has recalled one of the crazier sledges former coach Mick Malthouse delivered to him, with this one coming at half-time of a game the midfielder was dominating.

โ€œIโ€™ve copped it straight between the eyes at half-time of a game against St Kilda one day,โ€ Pendlebury said on the Jock and Journo Podcast.

โ€œI think I had 21 touches at half time, I thought I was flying.ย 

โ€œI didnโ€™t realise, but I had two kicks and 19 handballs at half-time and Mick came in and I was looking for eyes, thinking I was going to get a compliment, here.ย 

โ€œI think I was about 21 at the time, and he said โ€˜Where is Scotty Pendlebury?โ€™

โ€œI said โ€˜Iโ€™m here, Mickโ€™, feeling really confident.ย 

โ€œAnd he said โ€˜If you donโ€™t start kicking that football, I will cut both of your hands off.ย 

โ€œSo the next few times I got the ball in the third quarter I kicked it about two metres.โ€

There's no doubting Malthouse has come up with some impressive sledges over the years, but this is surely up there for obscurity!