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Zero Hanger ranks all the AFL club songs

We’ve ranked all the club songs 1-18. Did we get it right?

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Alex Caiafa

After West Coast revamped their club song earlier in the week, we've decided to rank every team's anthem.

Former Port great Kane Cornes had a crack at rating every song onΒ SEN Breakfast on Thursday.

Here is Zero Hero's rankings of every AFL club song:

Gold Coast

Arguably the worst team on the field who also boast the worst song of the lot. Not good times up on the Gold Coast at the moment.

Fremantle

Fremantle are rebuilding on the field, and their song could do with a rebuild of its own. Yikes.

Adelaide

Change for the better has been the story of the Crows this off-season. Maybe another thing they could change is their theme song. Pass.

Essendon

Could the Bombers be on the rise in 2020? Sorry Essendon fans, your song isn't one of our favourites.

Port Adelaide

They have the power to win and the power to roar. Maybe they have the power to make a catchier theme song.

Sydney

A classical theme song that is still somewhat nice, but could definitely do with a more modernized feel to it.

Hawthorn

They're a happy team at Hawthorn. Maybe they'd be happier if we ranked their song higher. Or maybe we're just sick of hearing it 1000 times?

Brisbane

They're the pride of Brisbane town. And the French national anthem is far from one of the worst tunes going around.

St Kilda

The Saints are marching into 2020 with a top 10 theme song. Not bad.

West Coast

A recent revamp of the song for the Eagles has come under scrutiny. A touch underrated and will grow on people when the wins start piling on.

Carlton

Iconic. Classical. Still has a great catch to it. It's hard to go past one of the OG songs from the league's inception.

Geelong

Wouldn't go as far to say they're the greatest team of all, but they're pretty on the ball with a catchy song.

North Melbourne

North Melbourne's song really does make you want to join in the chorus. They're on the ball with this one.

Collingwood

Good old Collingwood, they do know how to play the game, especially in recent times. Their song bands the Collingwood army together and can be a great listen in full voice.

Western Bulldogs

The sons of the west really do come out shouting when the Doggies song gets played. How could you not love this tune, especially after their heroics in 2016? C'mon, every supporter was belting it out!

Melbourne

Could be an unpopular choice here, but it's just one of the catchiest songs in the league. Every heart really does beat true when this song gets played.

GWS Giants

The Giants recent success on-field has given the song more exposure, and boy is it one of the best. Catchy and entertaining, the big big sound from the west of the town is only going to get bigger. We love it!

Richmond

Easily the top choice and it's hard to disagree with. It doesn't matter what team you support, whenever you hear the Tiger army belting out the YELLOW AND BLACK, you belt it out with them. Clear frontrunner.

Published by
Alex Caiafa