We’re back for Round 17 of Zero Hanger’s weekly ‘five useless stats’ series.
Every week Aaron Delaporte from Useless AFL Stats will take a look at the most useless statistics from the weekend just gone, the absurd, the ridiculous and just the plain outrageous.
Round 17 did not disappoint with a plethora of Useless Stats to choose from however these are the most captivatingly Useless Stats from the round just gone.
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Zach Tuohy’s moustache
AFL commentators Dwayne Russell, Garry Lyon and Jason Dunstall picked up on Zach Tuohy’s tweak of the moustache which he has seemingly incorporated into his set shot routine.
It seems like it works because the Irishman slotted both goals, one of them from a horrendous Liam Stocker kick-in which must be a contender for the biggest clanger of the season.
The team at Useless AFL Stats are of course a big fan of the moustache and were surprised to hear Tuohy called his moustache colour Moroccan Sunset. We went to the trouble of not only identifying Tuohy’s exact moustache colour, which is in fact Spicy Mix, but we also checked off on Tom Stewart as Sante Fe, Bailey Dale with Dark Tan, Jake Lever with Moccaccino, Tom Liberatore with Cioccolato and finally Taylor Walker as Brown Pod.
