Weโ€™re back for Round 13 of Zero Hangerโ€™s weekly โ€˜five useless statsโ€™ series.

Every week Aaron Delaporte fromย Useless AFL Statsย will take a look at the most useless statistics from the weekend just gone, the absurd, the ridiculous and just the plain outrageous.

So don't despair if you had a shocker with the footy tipping in Round 13 just sit back and enjoy some more captivatingly Useless Stats from the week just gone.

3. Roos conquer the alphabet.

Despite the draw against GWS, North Melbourne not only look set to conquer the bottom of the AFL ladder but they have become the first team to conquer the bottom of the alphabet.

For the first time in history an AFL team played with surname initials covering the last four letters of the alphabet with Walker, Xerri, Young and Ziebell and/or Zurhaar in the Roos Round 13 side.

GOLD COAST, AUSTRALIA - JUNE 08: Jack Ziebell of the Kangaroos celebrates his goal during the round 12 AFL match between the Gold Coast Suns and the North Melbourne Kangaroos at Metricon Stadium on June 08, 2019 in Gold Coast, Australia. (Photo by Jono Searle/AFL Photos/Getty Images)

Unfortunately bad list management prevents them from extending the record to the bottom five as Ed Vickers-Willis was delisted last year and they have no other V players - perhaps they can recruit Vlastuin, Viney, Vardy or Vandermeer next season?