Stop the presses, the league has a radical new rule. And no, old mate Eddie McGuire isn't behind this one.
As of Thursday afternoon, every league club now has the ability to clone and select any one player currently on their list.
Obviously, we are yanking your chains, pulling your legs and having you on, but with a fortnight to go before finals, the prospect got us thinking: for those still in the race for the flag, if they could 'Dolly the Sheep' somebody in their locker room, just who would it be?
Naturally, for some premiership contenders, the answer is glaringly obvious. But for several of their contemporaries, a conclusion lies closer to the weeds.
From the bookies' favourite to the rank outsiders, here, in reverse ladder order, are the nine players the nine teams in mathematical contention for the 2023 flag would love two of.
Akin to his former skipper, Josh Dunkley is one of the contemporary game's most versatile stars.
While Dunkley has seen a scaleback in his offensive and rucking stats during his first season in the Sunshine State, should Chris Fagan wish to pull either reign next month, the ability to call on a pair of premiership winners would only aid Brisbane's mission to break their 20-year flag drought.